This Son of the South would certainly have preferred to see Herman Cain nominated rather than Romney. Of course Maher would be able to explain how somehow that STILL makes me a RRRAAACCCIIISSSTTT!
What? You mean you’re not excited about the Mittster? Why, Romney inspires in me (starts rubbing eyes) tremendous excitement and enthusiam which I (head starts nodding) can scarcely contain. (eyelids close...head drops on chest) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz