Your puke pile is beginning to smell, not that anyone else is noticing... :-)
Me, I've got state monthly revenue reports to review. That's where the real economic action is at.
You can keep up the Abbott & Costello routine with the irrelevant, fictitious unemployment rate all you want to.
You've done nothing of the sort, you child. I've edited three articles, played computer games, gone to work, written a letter, checked baseball scores, and watched a movie. You are not that good.