Sorry, sweetheart. Unemployment compensation has nothing to do with the way the unemployment rate is calculated, despite whatever fiction you write. Fact.
Here's what we were talking about, meine kleine hübschling:
The unemployment rate depends heavily on the labor participation rate.
Here is an actual Fed economist on the subject (not some anonymous Interwebs sniper with an unknown agenda):
"Interpreting the Recent Decline in Labor Force Participation" - Willem Van Zandweghe (in the Economic Review of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City. )
http://www.kc.frb.org/Publicat/EconRev/PDF/12q1VanZandweghe.pdf
Published 1st quarter, 2012.
Your eyes flash beautifully when you're angry, rudey. But don't worry your pretty little head about it. You might catch on eventually if you think about it long enough.