"No worry. Julia simply went into the Obama Medical Center for a $50 abortion. Now, not being punished with another burdensome child, Julia had much more time to devote to the community organic garden. She even had a little extra to donate to the Democrat party. One day she paused to count her blessings. She thought about freedom from an unwanted child along with food stamps and the free solar panels that kept her government housing apartment warm! Julia knew that she could rest easy. Obama had made sure that her life would be care free. Housing, food, health care -- even an electric car and kitchen remodel -- all taken care of by the Father of the Country."Then one day, Julia passed away. But the body wasn't found for five days, because no one had checked on her, not even the people from the community garden. With no children, no one came to claim the body either. The county health department cremated her and interred the ashes in a communal urn.
Meanwhile, Obama teed it up on #1 at The Courses at Andrews...
“With no children”
Since her son Zachary had died of AIDS after joining a gay regiment of the Army, no one agreed to pay for a cremation.
So, the her body was buried in the organic garden to fertilize mother earth and her beloved marijuana plants.