I can see a movie in this.
Half ass clown criminals rent mausoleum to
tunnel under Whitney’s grave, excavate her
casket from underneath, to make off with jewels
only to find someone has beaten them to it.
Laughs and hilarity abound.
Whitney played by Jane Fonda.
Crooks played by assorted democrat aids.
The jewelry story is all a ruse. They are worried that Zombie Houston may return.