This girlfriend helped Al Gore invent the Internet, performed great acts of bravery with Kerry in Vietnam, got shot at in Bosnia along with Hilary, provided solid evidence to Dan Rather of George W Bush’s questionable National Guard service, was raped by the Duke LaCrosse team, was a witness of the the N word being screamed at democrat black representatives at a tea party in Washington DC.
shuuuuussssh, that will be tomorrows headline
Her name was Loquicia Gump.