Yeah, we know, we know. You're going to train your kids & your grandkids & everybody around you by your words-and-actions to ALWAYS vote for the (r) guy 'cause he's more conservative than the (d) guy...and that way when your kids & grandkids vote...say in the 2036 election...they'll be voting for a guy to the left of Obama...just 'cause he's an (r) guy and you always stand behind the "establishment."
Why...as soon as we find out which future Dem POTUS candidate -- THE potential leader of the "free" world -- --is THE anti-Christ,
...we'll link you up with some conjurers who can call forth the spirit of Adolph Hitler...
...you can then approach Adolph on behalf of the GoP-e to run as an (R) opposition candidate...
...and we'll have you hit the campaign trail running as the spirit of Adolph Hitler's campaign mgr...
...The RINO GoP-E loves that "anybody-but-a Dem" moxie spirit of yours...
...Because then they'll know they have mindless zombies who'll support ANY candidate they baby-feed for them! (And we thought only Mormonism was a mind-control cult!)
Keep up that "any spirit-but-a-Dem" spirit!
We won't ever need to politically...
...think...
...discern...
...evaluate...
...pray...
...vet...
Just hit this new innovation --
--the Z.R.R. button (Z.R.R. = Zombie Romneybot Reflex),
...and viola!...presto!...another CINO (Conservative in Name Only) minion is out there pushing abortion, big govt, socialized healthcare, homosexuals-as-minority class status, liberal judges, global warming, etc.!!
Who'd have thunk it?...Such a marv invention that Z.R.R. button!
Better get preppin'...So you go right along, having been "properly" programmed to respond to the right "team color"...keep pushin' your identity politics amongst free republic conservatives...'cause we know no counterfeit conservative would ever get his nose under the "Big Tent," right?
You’re nuttier than a fruitcake.