Dear Head Community Organizer,
My unemployed bum of a son will not be able to attend today’s May-Day March because he got detained by Homeland Security over a bridge incident along with five of his other bum friends.
Please forward his meal vouchers, bus fare vouchers, and fecal launching tube to my other unemployed bum son, who graduated from college three years ago and has not yet found a job because of the Koch Brothers and other 1%’ers.
With Warmest Agitator Sincerity,
Libby Momma
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