Had a friend whose mother-in-law called him and asked to speak to his wife. He said “She’s tied up.”
The woman asked “With the kids?”
My friend said “No, with my neckties.”
Had a friend whose mother-in-law called him and asked to speak to his wife. He said Shes tied up.
I know that woman. I called her home and her husband answered. “Is Kate there?”, I asked.
She’s not available. She’s on the phone”, her hubby replied.
“Ouch!”, I said. “That’s gotta be uncomfortable”.