To: Jack Hydrazine
German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again. Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.Unbelievable wimp.
I'm in my late 40's, and about 2 years ago when I thought the chick and I were going to NEED to seperate for good, she said, "Hey, how about one for old times sake?"
Because I knew it was over and we weren't gonna ever again, I tapped that -- NO LIE -- ten times in a row over the course of the next day and night.
Obviously, she pleaded to stay and I relented. We broke up about a year later, but what happened, happened... and I'm OLD.
THIS guy is a woman with a sausage.
45 posted on
05/01/2012 1:30:50 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
To: Lazamataz
52 posted on
05/01/2012 1:40:39 PM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(With regards to the GOP: I am prodisestablishmentarianistic!)
To: Lazamataz
” Because I knew it was over and we weren’t gonna ever again, I tapped that — NO LIE — ten times in a row over the course of the next day and night.”
Hmmmm late 40’s? 10X ?
YOU de man : )
55 posted on
05/01/2012 1:47:22 PM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Lazamataz
umm 5 x day one and 5 x day 2.. LAZ you surprise me!! now 10x in one night...
69 posted on
05/01/2012 2:28:18 PM PDT by
markman46
(engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Nine times was my max, and I was punch drunk for the entire following day.
Once, after quite a weekend, I was so exhausted I actually fell asleep in mid-action, but because I was so sweet no offense was taken.
82 posted on
05/01/2012 3:18:30 PM PDT by
Savage Beast
(Nothing is more enlightening than truth. Nothing is darker than mendacity.)
To: Lazamataz
You need to write a book.
88 posted on
05/01/2012 3:40:51 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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