On the plus side, ‘crotch’ is not a word I have to type often. Only when, in fact, referring to Obama’s disgusting disrespect of the National Anthem. Maybe putting your fingers across your genitalia during the US National Anthem is an Indonesian custom. Maybe even Kenyan? All we know for sure is, it's not traditional US behavior.
Maybe it was the 7-year itch, a la the 5-year plan?