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The Constitution is not going to be saved directly by the votes of Americans. Very few real people sit around their kitchen tables complaining that Congressman Verschlugginer violated the Tenth Amendment when he voted for federal carjacking criminal laws. They want the carjackings to stop and the perps to be at least jailed if not shot to death while the car is recovered in one piece.

Now it may be true that a handful of Ron Paulistinian wannabe philosopher kings (probably prohibited by their colleges from presently owning cars) get their jollies in late night dormitory bullcrap sessions worrying about the violation of the carjackers' "rights" to be prosecuted only by state or county authorities and the just awful "violence" being perpetrated by Congress against the long largely obsolete Tenth Amendment almighty, but most of us don't lose sleep over carjackers' "rights." Nor are most of us calculating with precision how to legalize Heinz 57 varieties of hallucinogenic and narcotic entertainments through the action or inaction of local medicated gummint poohbahs.

Before worrying about folks voting FOR the constitution, first they (including particularly all those Rodeo Drive/Fifth Avenue shoppers) to have the vaguest clue as to the constitution. Their snobbiness and materialism is not an equivalent of knowledge. Plumbers and auto mechanics and army privates vote too. Each is one hell of a lot more likely than the snobbicans to vote the following agenda which just happens to be the agenda of the seldom well-funded but quite numerous populist right (i.e., THE BASE) of the GOP.

Walmart shopper agenda:

1. Memorably kick the patoot of America's enemies and get the hell out without "nation building" which only soothes the overactive "consciences" and "guilt complexes of the GOP-E.

2. If elitist Adam is a lavender queen with an overwhelming desire to penetrate the nether end of Bruce's digestive tract and Bruce has similar and complimentary yearnings and both just have to rub normal folks noses in their despicable misbehavior, then the two of them can move Amsterdam or some other decadent European urban area where they would be much more comfortable. They won't be missed.

3. If little Miss Muffy Pecksniff has flubbed her birth control yet again while pulling a train for the Third Army or, as they say in Muffy's circle, "slumming to the max," and relishing the "diversity" of them all, and is heading off to the STD WOMEN'S RIGHTS "clinic" to dispose of her latest pregnancy (After all, she will be fourteen any day now) and, as her mums and daddy poo have taught her is just NO ONE'S business but her own that she wants to get rid of that inconvenient fun-killing baby. Toooooo BAD for Muffy.

4. Capital punishment of anyone responsible (by public guillotine if possible) for promoters and recipients of TARP and bailouts of those elitist smartass banking institutions and corporations at the expense of ordinary taxpaying folks because those institutions are, altogether now: TOO BIG TO FAIL lest the opportunistic birdbrains running them and their gummint patrons have to suffer Mansion in the Hamptons divestment. Those payoffs to the connected are NOT some sort of human right (even riskily assuming the humanity of the lavishly moneyed and ultra "connected" pigs who are the beneficiaries) whatever Jon Corzine or Goldman Sachs may imagine.

5. Ridding themselves of any dependence whatsoever for news and views upon the likes of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, NBC, ABC, SeeBS, MSLSD, the New York Times (elitists take heed), Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Jimmy Whazzisname, Nightline and their ilk and a dedication to getting news from Rush, Sean, Mark Levin and from what they have found to be dependable internet sites.

6. A firm and scrupulously observed allergy to polo, tiddleywinks, public "readings" of the "poetry" (we use that term advisedly) of various forms of physical and "intellectual" and (ditto) perverts and to tofu posing as food (no government regs but firm voluntary avoidance).

7. A pure burning hatred of the government taking over and ruining any more sectors of the economy and particularly medicine and energy but anything really.

8. Prevention of the proliferation of federal food police and other nanny nags even if they are not allowed to carry guns at "work."

9. Gun control or any other violation of the RTKBA over the private sector.

10. Use in public of any obscenities by public officials: i.e. ANY PHRASE starting with the word "global." There are women and children listening. Penalty: Offending official's tongue pulled out by the roots after suitable preliminary punishments as administered by our Iroquois forefathers as an early response to the invasion by the White Eyes. Lowell Weicker, Vladimir Putin, the Yale and Harvard faculties and supporters of Mitt Romney and of Obozo may be employed for practice until Our People regain their ancestral skills.

11. Restoration of Apache territory and way of life (and of enemy death). Iroquois leftovers may be sent, along with liberals and social revolutionaries to rural Arizona and the Apache strongholds for final disposition.

As much more as one may like upon request.

Let's take our case to the Walmart shoppers any day.