[jazusamo]

Sounds like before Tom was elected he wrote children's fairy tales.

[Drill Thrawl]

Sounds like before Tom was elected he wrote children's fairy tales.

His first idea was unicorn farts but Biden was able to convince him that unicorns don't fart.

[Hayride]

I’m actually embarrassed for this guy. The thing that’s going to save everyone is unicorn dander. What makes it so special is it’s both a fuel source AND legal tender. I feel bad letting the cat out of the bag a little early but the fact is it’s a food source too. It’s tastier and is packed with more vitamins and minerals than dog.

When you think magicially, magic things happen!