“They treat me like I’m a dog”—Barack Obama
...which can be good, depending on the sauce.
Did you hear about when Obama was living overseas?
A guy goes walking by his house while he was playing out front with his 3 legged dog.
The man says “Son why does your dog have 3 legs”?
Obama says “Mister don’t make fun of my dog. It saved my Life” and added “That dog pulled me out of our house that was burning”
The man replied “Sorry I didn’t mean to make fun of your dog, but why does it have 3 legs?”
Obama answered, “What? a great dog like that...you wouldn’t want to eat him all at once”.