This will cheer you up a little. It’s something someone e-mailed sci-fi writer John C. Wright concerning the matter earlier on in the month, and he put it up on his blog. It is pretty funny and awesome, especially the remarks/replies of “Officer Comedian” to the apprehended vandals.
http://www.scifiwright.com/2012/04/a-happy-ending-to-a-vandal-story/#more-5325
Freegards
Thanks! I needed that!