[Lazamataz]

I am starting a new religion. It is called Jemimaism.

We worship, as our Lord and Savior, the Aunt Jemimah character from the 1800's and early 1900's.

Meet our Lord and Savior:

[rogue yam]

Jemima is a false prophet.

Rastus (the Cream of Wheat chef dude) is the true messenger of God.

Those who follow Jemima must convert to Rastus or be put to death!