During WWII, it was brought to the attention if Eisenhower that some of the women in his administrative pool were lesbians. He asked the commander to make up a list of the women who were lesbians. She said “I will follow your orders, but bear in mind that my name will be at the top of the list.” The lady who was the clerk for the commander of the administrative pool piped up. “No, I will be typing the list. My name will be at the top.”
Eisenhower looked from one to the other. “Never mind, I don’t need it now.”
Figures you'd be right here defending DADT.
Just like ‘em, arguing about who gets to be on top.