I’m sure the ladies would like to have pictures posted, so as to determine guilt or innocence.
I know already, if he is the typical slacker Portlander, that he is a pencil-necked geek, with a nose ring, multiple earrings, short PVC pipe sections expanding each ear lobe, shaggy hair, scruffy beard, bloodshot eyes, with a slouched posture.
In short, guilty, on many counts.