THis one’s for you....(got it in the mail and had to share LOL) ;-)
I MET A FAIRY TODAY THAT SAID SHE WOULD GRANT ME ONE WISH.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“Fine,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
excellent......I’ll use that til I break it too.
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Good Morning to you Commander, nice to see you survived the latest Stasi attack.