[Ax]

I’ve seen a lot of elephants out in the bush. I could no sooner shoot an elephant than I would a cow out in some farmer’s field. I’m not a very good marksman, but even I could hit an elephant. Not a whole lot of sport involved.

[Pilsner]

I’m not a very good marksman, but even I could hit an elephant. Not a whole lot of sport involved.

Shooting an elephant is easy. Killing it, before it stomps you to death, is the tricky part.