“Reference plus ungood delete Maldives insert Malvinas/Bush’s fault end”
U.S. Media Coverage:
“COMRADE CHAIRMAN OBAMAKOV Renames Falklands Islands ‘The Maldives’!”
‘Reporters and staffers trembled in awe of the brilliance of The MESSIAH!’
‘Comrades!’ cried an eager youthful voice. ‘Attention, comrades! We have glorious news for you. In his infinite wisdom Big Bro’ has decided to re-name the countries of the world!
All over Oceania this morning there were irrepressible spontaneous demonstrations when Comrade gerbalists marched out of newsrooms and offices and paraded through the streets with banners voicing their gratitude to Big Bro’ for the new, happy life which his wise leadership has bestowed upon us.
Here are some of the changed names. Malvinas: Maldives. Maldives: Malvinas. Canada: Canukistan. Kenya: The New World Capitol. England: StupidLittleIsland. Europe: USA. USA: The Western Caliphate (You will see Newspeak 11th ed. for remainder).