If DC has asked me to vote for the presumptive nominee, I will do it.
What’s being broadcast here is that Mittens will be a puppet, with Cheney ruling the world, as he does well.
Mitt, you suckass stupid idiotic mashed-potato-skull, just got your stupid neuro-knot frogbrain weakwrist I-hope-your-magic-underwear-gets struck by lightning a most reluctant vote.
Unless we go to brokered convention.
The elites on Wall Street and in Washington D.C. thank you for falling into line and refraining from the difficult and unnecessary act of thinking for yourself.
Mittens, you are the suckiest ever Alien pansy stupid idiotic freaky closet-gay lizard weirdo any American has ever had the misfortune to witness in our primaries, but if you really want it, guess what, you’re Cheney’s bitch.
I’m guessing you didn’t plan for that. So go ahead, win the POTUS, you slimy weasel-spined kleenex of a man. But know you will be the guy with no information, no connect, just a rapidly fading hairboy with no access to the football.
And we will mock you every day, all day.
Because Cheney is our CINC. You will be our escargot-tong tea-service Laptog In Chief. Have fun living your life in a total shadow.
Eunuch.