Kansas is a Communist state ?
To: Peons
From: Lord Vader
Subject: Sarah Palin (rebel scum)
The Empire does not tolerate dissent amongst the slaves. Simply give your time, money and soul to the cause. The Empire is your only concern. Focus your efforts on serving the Emperor and the common good.
Sarah Palin is a figment of your collective imaginations. Like the impersonator at CPAC 2011, she is a ghost and phantom of dream land. Also, slaves are not allowed to dream. Dreaming is illegal and punishable by death. This “Palin” persona will not be allowed at our cocktail party (aka: convention stage), nor be allowed to speak, comment or walk amongst the rabble. Such distractions are a waste of the Empire’s time and resources.
Put it out of your minds. The GOP has far more important things such as pushing the “useless eaters” off the cliff, spending money for OUR pet projects, managing the daily affairs of the Empire and putting the BEST DAMN DOG-N-PONY SHOW IN THE GALAXY!!!
Let me be clear. Palin is persona-non-Grata. There will be no Palin signs, buttons, pins, chants, cheers, etc., allowed on the convention floor. The Emperor has granted title to Admiral Romney to rule this sector. If he should fail in his duties, Grand Admiral Jeb Bush III shall take over within the next 4 planetary cycles.
THIS I COMMAND!!!
Signed,
Lord Vader
(Master of the Sith and GOP)
Somewhere around the 70’s the media shifted the colors. We fought the Red Communists, but suddenly the conservative states became Red on the electoral map.
It’s easy to remember- the “red” matches our neck color.