[mdittmar]

We need a rapid response team to attack the commies when they make stupid charges.

We have FR;)

[sergeantdave]

Your gumption is appreciated, and if I ran the rapid reponse team, I’d hire you in a second.

However, your perfectly reasoned response doesn’t go much beyond FR; then again, if I get to Heaven’s gate before you, you can bet I’ll put in a good word to St. Peter for your effort.

Cheers, buddy.