I was say Neurosyphilis from untreated encounters with Bwarney Frank.....
Symptoms of neurosyphilis include:[1]
Abnormal gait
Confusion
Dementia
Depression
Headache
Irritability
Poor concentration
Hmmmmm.....LOL!
Abnormal gait????
Dang it Jake, I done bin havin’ mos’ o’ them thare sympytems fer sum thyme meselph. My cantor ain’t no good atall no mo and sum folk sez I ain’t nearbout as smart as I uset too wuz.
My haid hurts, I cries a lot, icecreams at peeple an it done took me neer onter 27 minits jist tuh rite this hyar, uh whut wuz it agin I wuz doin?