[BlueLancer]

We used to have a civilian counsel who would represent soldiers in military courts who had a standard argument whenever he made an objection or a motion against evidence or a witness' testimony ...

Judge: "Do you have a basis for your objection/motion, counsel?

Civilian attorney: "Well, Your Honor, it just tain't fair ... tain't fair at all ...

[tumblindice]

Or as Jim Carey’s character put it in the movie `Liar, Liar’ when he was incapable of lying, questioned by the judge as to the basis for his objection:
“Because your honor, that would be devastating to my case!”