[TMD]

I’ve designed costumes for theater for many years and I can make anyone/any figure look good whether it’s a hand-made outfit or a Goodwill recycle. Nearly everytime I see the first lady I’m stunned at how unflattering her outfits are and how they emphasize the unflattering parts of her figure. I always think “If you let it out here and took it in there or used a different fabric it would look fine.”

[Ditter]

I think that someone told the Moose years ago, that if she cut herself in half with a boob belt and wore prints that she would look shorter. I am short and I have been told just the opposite to make myself look taller. Her height is also the reason she appears to slump.