[muawiyah]

He needs a "guardian" who would accompany him everywhere. Also, we need someone to make sure he makes NO public speaking appearances.

(That's part of the 'drool control" program.)

[Carriage Hill]

Get him one of these:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBwm-sR50YpidXLGTwlpQENiVtW12l9g8Sv9Ab0ddtoXuGqgOfffmYCCQTYw

LOL. Duct tape it to his face.