The baby cries.
Hissy fit! I love it when they try to eat their own, only to discover they have no means of converting their rivals into anything like digestible matter.
No matter how how you dress it up, fecal matter will never be anybody’s preferred entre.
Olbermann’s career dies.
Again.
Hang it up, Keith. You need to take another career path. Heaven only knows what on Earth it could be.