Sorry, but, I don’t understand your Post #31. Am I missing something?
Joe Dirt: [after finally finding his parents] I - I - I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there, but - but how exactly do you not go right back to the place where you saw me? [the news crew goes baffled] Joe's Dad: [sarcastically] Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does. [guffaws] Joe's Mom: It just does. Joe Dirt: [sternly] I'm not talking about a posi-trac; I'm talking about me. How long did you look for me before you gave up? How lone were you riding in that car before you realized I wasn't in it? Exactly how long? [a few seconds of silence] Joe's Dad: All right! We didn't lose him; we just left him. So what? The dude's doing fine! Look at him! [guffaws again] Joe's Mom: He look good. Joe Dirt: [tearfully] Why did you do that to me? I was only eight years old - I was just a little kid. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you're alive or dead? Every day you just think you're worthless and there's a void in your life? Joe's Mom: [chuckles] Oh, come on, honey. Joe's Dad: Lighten up, buddy. [Joe goes real upset] Joe's Mom: [takes a clown figurine] Lose that frown. When you're down, stare at a clown. [Joe stands up and takes it] Joe's Dad: That's right, boy. Joe's Mom: [hits him] Hey, sit down! Sit down! You're blocking the cameras! The cameras can't see! Joe's Dad: Move over a bit! Joe Dirt: [angrily breaks the clown to the wall] I don't care about that! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS! Joe's Dad: Hey! What the hell are you doing? [Joe walks up and kicks down a shelf of clowns destroying them all] Joe Dirt: [leaves in tears] And I don't want to see you for another 25 years! Reporter at Parent's House: [leaves with the crew] Joe, wait! Joe's Mom: My God! Oh, my clowns! Look at my clowns! I wish he never found us! Look what he did to my children! Oh, no! Hey! Hey, TV people! Hey, TV people! Joe's Dad: Hey, you're grounded! Where are you all going? Hey, come on! You don't have to follow him just because he's going!