[P-Marlowe]

The real problem in America is that they took dodge ball out of public schools and gave them soccer instead. That’s the thinking shift that took over with the people in charge of teaching most of the kids here.

I suppose that a sport in which you can have children running around in circles for three hours without ever scoring a point is a good way to teach children the futility of competition.

If nobody scores, then everyone wins!

[Secret Agent Man]

If only that was the reason why they did it.