Your on the right track but I think the math goes this way.
28years * 12 months * 9.00 = 3024.
She is already 31 or so which probably means she has another 16 year of Partying. Umm Classes to attend.
All on someone else dime.
/S
It has since been pointed out to me that liberal math actually works like this:
any number + any number = answer I want it to be
any number - any number = answer I want it to be
any number * any number = answer I want it to be
any number \ any number = answer I want it to be
Once you understand, you soon realize why no number that comes out of a liberal’s mouth should ever be believed!