[Noob1999]

................When MSNBC discarded Keith Olbermann, al-Qaida mourned..................

I mourned also!

I used to be able to piss directly on my TV set. But now I’ve got to walk out on the cold deck to pump my bilge on the flowers.

Cold out there - shrinkage factor!

[Nachum]

I used to be able to piss directly on my TV set. But now I’ve got to walk out on the cold deck to pump my bilge on the flowers.

Dart guns worked for me. They stick to the screen.