Jeez, those NAZIs...they changed their RACIAL FEATURES to make them look ASIAN!! Wow, we should give Hitler credit for being able to change whites Germans to look like Asians.
I'm surprised he didn't say the KLINGONS bombed Pearl Harbor...(I guess that will be in the new non-hatred of any nations history book the LIBERALS want!)
"We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world ...But then an even greater force emerged, the "UN" and the "UN" un-nazied the world - forever."
Well come on, you really that story that Roosevelt made up about the Japanese? No way the Nips were able to build their own carriers and get them to Hawaii.
A cloaked Klingon D7-class battlecruiser,on the other hand, could have done all the damage on December 7th.
Mr Ellison probably has all the details.