Well...at least Malia is safe!
In light of today’s earthquake, we can confirm that Malia Obama is safe and was never in danger,” the first lady’s Communications Director Kristina Schake said.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/white-house-malia-obama-safe-from-earthquake-in-mexico/
To which most Americans reply “What? What in the world is she doing in Mexico?”