[RJS1950]

A rubber room and Thorazine seem to be called for.

Too easy and he'll like it. A fully charged cattle prod up his arse would make a more direct point about the uses of energy like electricity.

[DaveyB]

I think the headline was abridged. It should have read:

• Chu: I would give myself an ‘A’ Jail sentence for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ a$$ wooping for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ night of french kissing with Helen Thomas for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ Joe Biden award for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ hanging for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ night of water-boarding with municipal effluent for energy prices.
• I would give myself an ‘A’ citation in the history books for destroying the most powerful economy in history for energy prices.