“I am new to Free Republic. I look forward to being a small part of this community. “
Let the ceremonial hazing commence!
Light the green fires, bring forth the typo inducing coffee!
Play that grand old song Hot Cross Buns while dancing the ants in the pants dance, this time with real ants!
[Unlike last time when we had the applicant dancing with a seal strapped to his back. Ugh, what a mess that was.]
...and concerning the "seal" incident, if you had followed my advice and used the pop star "Seal," it would never had happened.