Here’s the spoof write up.
After the IWA show in Nuremburg, Germany, we realized there was a high demand for multi-barreled pistols like the Arsenal Second Century 2011, said Clarence Koalapee, PR Spokesperson for Kel-Tec. George was looking at the monstrosity and was like Hell, if they can do two, why cant we do three? We came back to the states, got right down to work on a prototype. Its a little rough around the edges, which means its practically ready for production!
The P333AT (pronounced Pee-THHHHHRRRREEEEEEE-Ay-Tee) delivers a stunning amount of firepower, launching three 90 grain projectiles at a time in roughly the same direction. The .380 isnt known as a one shot stopper, continued Koalapee, but three of the SOBs are bound to really piss someone off. With the regular P3AT being diminutive in size, Kel-Tec didnt seem overly concerned with the major increase in size. Were adding, what? 6 more ounces? Damned thing will still fit inside a front pocket.
When asked about the potential issues behind firing three cartridges at the same time, Kel-Tec responded that they felt the P333AT would be just as reliable as any other gun theyve put on the market, three rounds at a time or not.
Kel-Tec CEO George Kellgren was quoted as saying Let them [censored] over at Ruger copy this mother [censored]. Ruger responded by announcing a recall of its soon to be produced LCPPP.
LOL! I knew it had to be a joke!