You couldnt be more right.
Jazz led to blues
Blues led to rock
Rock led to metal
Metal led to Tipper Gore
Tipper Gore led to Al Gore having conservative bonafides
Al Gore’s bonafides led to VP Al Gore
VP Al Gore led to Global Warming
Global Warming led to Newt sitting on a couch
Newt sitting on a couch could lead to Obama II, which will corrupt the youth