[Sal]

I was horrified to hear the the wells were full of Dihydrogen Monoxide......that stuff can kill you!

LOL. That's actually true. A decade or so ago IIRC a California radio jock was encouraging people to drink much, much more of the stuff with people calling in to compete for the highest consumption. One woman died from "water intoxication".

[dfwgator]

Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html