"Somebody strap him to the roof of one of his Cadillacs and drive him off to one of his many mansions." Ouch.
I am a cat person, but I can't imagine putting one of my little buddies in such misery for even a moment.
If given the chance, I would like to land a square and not to light hay-maker against in his protruding jaw on behalf of old Seamus! I guarantee...he won't be sticking his jaw out proudly again.