[dfwgator]

When you tire of her, simply say “I divorce you” 3x; and the problem goes away.

I thought it was "I break with thee...I break with thee...I break with thee", and then throw dog poop on her shoes.

[Cheburashka]

I thought it was “I break with thee...I break with thee...I break with thee”, and then throw dog poop on her shoes.

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Since Mohammedans are not supposed to have anything to do with dogs they don't have supplies of dog poop just lying around, so they dispensed with that part of the ceremony. Otherwise they'd each be stuck with the women they married.

Don't forget the rule that says once they divorce a woman they can't remarry her until she's been married to someone else. Which really makes the make-up sex awkward.