The researchers need to broaden and lengthen their study.
I think they'll find that 100% of people who drink tap water at some time during their lives will die.
"Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
“Small quantities of processed meat such as bacon, sausages or salami can increase the likelihood of dying by a fifth, researchers from Harvard School of Medicine found. Eating steak increases the risk of dying by 12%.”
I find this absolutely hysterical! Isn’t the risk of dying still at 100%??? An this is from Harvard? It doesn’t even take a critical thinker to figue this one out.