[Thom Pain]

That will be next: that makes $2 per month.

Then it will be for cosmetic surgery @ $2 per month bringing us to $4/month.

Then we'll have to pay for sexual re-orientation treatments and surgery, probably $5 per month. Now we're up to $9/month.

Get the picture everyone?

[Mygirlsmom]

You forgot the fee for the death panels. Offing granny costs at least $1.