[sloop]

lemme edit my post on fb and post it here

here would be my recorded response to anyone calling the government for ‘distress’ - not a shrink - not clergy - the government

thank you for calling the oil spill distress hotline - evidently you are in distress because of the oil - you are wrong - you should be wrist slashing insane because you are a f’ing idiot that thinks it is a function of government to offer you a (booby) when you are ‘blue’

but on to the solutions - there are two

1) pick up a f’ing mop and start cleaning that (stuff) up

2) suicide

thank you for calling you dumb (bleep) - now pick a solution and get to it

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I have visions of the feller from the hurricane wid all dat beer