[cripplecreek]

So women are done by 34 in your book, eh?

They are when they've been rode as hard and long as that one has.

[tumblindice]

“Traci Lords:

Said old tumblindice, “I’m humble,
And maybe too old for a tumble,
..But produce me a blonde,
..And I’m still not beyond
An attempt at an interesting fumble.

On second thought: Vienna sausage/Versaille Hall of Mirrors
oh well