"When he called to congratulate me, I told Pres Obama
that after non-stop sex, I get severe constipation,
even impacted bowels, sometimes."
"Obama said he'll sign an Executive Order---
taxpayers will pay for all sex-related constipation."
"When he called to congratulate me, I told Pres Obama
that after non-stop sex, I get severe constipation,
even impacted bowels, sometimes."
"Obama said he'll sign an Executive Order---
taxpayers will pay for all sex-related constipation."
"Gosh, Speaker Pelosi, I hope you don't get my
sexually transmitted diseases by shaking hands with me."
" No Sandra dear, the only way is if you had sex with my husband."
"What his phone number?"