[Kickass Conservative]

Mr. Ed Theme:

A slut is a slut of course of course

But no one can call one a slut of course

That is of course unless the slut

Is the famous Sandra Fluke

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Go right to the source and ask the slut

If you have to pay her to sit on her but

And she will say, of course you must

Cause she's the famous Sandra Fluke

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Limbaugh yakity yaks away and loses Carbonite

Letting us know what the sluts won't give up

Because they think it's their Civil Right

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A slut is a slut of course of course

But no one can call one a slut of course

That is of course unless the slut

Is the famous Sandra Fluke

(first draft)

[Shadowstrike]

Laughed so hard the dog came to see what was wrong.

Now, I’ll be humming that all night.