Democratic Strategist #1: What group/person can we make up a scandal about that will deflect attention from the annointed one?
Democratic Stratagist #2: I don’t know. Who haven’t we attacked yet?
#1: We went after Bush, Palin, Oil Companies, Coal Plants, Gas guzzling vehicles, Tea Party, Rush, Hannity, Bachmann, Gingrich, BP, Wall St, Bankers. Any one else you can think of?
#2: We have to be careful w/ Wall St and the bankers, that’s where we get most of our money and they may stop believing what we tell them in our secret meetings. But, I’m kind of stumped right now.
#1: We have to think of something fast. We tried Fluke and that’s not going the way we had planned, because they found out that she’s fraud. And I don’t think we can talk about the Breitbart. Its not nice to talk about the dead. But hey, we’re democrats. We can say whatever we want and not get in trouble for it.
DOJ investigating FOX (NewsCorp) for reporting practices (UK)..hope this airs on Hannity as scheduled.