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Why don't we know more about Sandra Fluck, the way we had to learn every little thing about Joe the Plumber?

For instance, I've been reading that she might own a house in Georgetown that's assessed for $450K. Is this true? Where did she get that kind of money--brokering condoms?

And the first time I saw her photo, I thought--That's a man!! But her voice is maddeningly screechy, so I don't think so.

Could she be transgendered?

Who's her Dad? What's her family?

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Sandra Kay Fluke is 30 years old, and graduated from Cornell University.

Her father is Richard B Fluke, II, who is a machinist and a pastor at a Methodist church from a small town in Pennsylvania, Saxton.

Her mother, Betty Kay Fluke, is a school counselor.

Sandra graduated from Tussey Mountain High School in Saxton and was salutatorian in 1999.

Sandra has been living "part-time" in -- shudder -- West Hollywood, California.